If I gave it all up immediately, I'd lose my immortality. I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality.
Welcome, weary internet traveler! In a day and age wherein the internet is dominated by sanitized, minimalist, socia-media garbage, my vision for this site is to create a beautiful little corner that's tacky, unique, and hopefully interesting to experience.
Well, that was the idea at the time, but I don't have have the time or energy to get competent enough at html or css or gods forbid php to make it all really flashy and cool. So instead I will do my best to make this a fun but functional central location for hosting writings, projects, and a directory to all the stuff I do.
I would really like to be able to have the desktop version of the site have horizontal tabs for navigation while giving the mobile version a vertical stack of tabs. If you are someone who knows how to do this and would like to tell me how to do it for free (lmao) plz reach out to me at any of my social media accounts. Someday when I'm somebody instead of nobody i do plan on paying someone to make a better website for me anyway.
not-so-secret link to the Artist Directory for Esoteric Everett (meant to be accessed from Youtube)Website founded 2025-08-18
