Website Graveyard

This page contains all of the stuff I made while following html and css tutorials that I no longer need or want on an active page but am too fond of to completely delete forever. If you managed to find this page, well I guess have fun looking at the silly things I made while learning to make this site.

Stuff From The Early Stages of the Site

Planned Features for this site:

My YouTube Channels

BetaKaratene On YouTube

This is my main channel. I've mainly used it for uploading various animations and music I've worked on over the years. There's not much because I allowed my retail job to take over my life for the past 3 years, but I'm hoping to change that soon. Occasionally I post other things, and I'd like to make some short live action sketches or short films in addition to my animations.

Maja Tallemaja / Maja of the Pine

Maja is a Skogsra, a scandinavian forest spirit that usually leads men astray, but many years ago she discovered technology and the world of VTubers and was corrupted. She ended up trapped in my computer, where she decided to become a VTuber herself!

Unfortunately, the computer she was living in died and she got trapped in it for a while, but I finally managed to rescue her and she's excited to return to streaming soon!

Blideo Bames

In 2017 when we left the college where we met, my BFF forever S and I vowed that we would keep in touch by starting our own Let's Play channel. We finally realized this dream at the beginning of 2019, but we had some consistent problems with consistency, which tragically ground the project to a halt when I started my retail job. We have resolved to correct this, and plan to revive our passion project soon, hopefully building up a backlog first so we can finally maintain a consistent schedule!

Roses of Elagabalus

Roses of Elagabalus is the name under which I release my music. I haven't gotten much released yet, but I have some performances under my belt already. Expect an eclectic mix of noise rock, industrial, and the avant-garde in your future. This project specialises in Esoteric Sonic Alchemy.

A Description List of my Top 3 albums from some of my favorite bands

Pink Floyd
  1. The Wall
  2. Animals
  3. Dark Side of the Moon
The Strokes
  1. First Impressions of Earth
  2. Comedown Machine
  3. The New Abnormal
Unwound
  1. The Future of What
  2. Leaves Turn Inside You
  3. Fake Train
Nine Inch Nails
  1. The Downward Spiral
  2. With Teeth
  3. Pretty Hate Machine

A Basic Vowel Inventory to Demonstrate Table Understanding

Front Central Back
Close i u
Mid e o
Open a

If you add the line givevaderachuckle = true; to the destroy_planet subroutine and then type ilovejabba into the console, the big bad purple Death Star laser with etch Slug Love on the planet's surface.

Table for testing more advanced table features
Header 1 Header 2 Header 3
Footer 1 Footer 2 Footer 3
Cell 1 Cell 2 Cell 3

    <div id="intro">
      <h1>Some heading</hi>
      <p>Some paragraph paragraph thing thingy.</p>
    </div>
    
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That is, until this week. Recently I had been feeling a lot of dread about the passage of time and morality and my wasted potential, which ultimately had the positive outcome of me finally scrounging up the resolve to start pursuing the skills and hobbies I've always merely looked at from afar.

Then the most powerful push came in the form of Uwoslab's 2025 subathon. After a week of spending most of my days watching "Marty" doing all these cool projects in fields and skills that I have long yearned to engage in as well, I've finally been inspired to actually work to be able to do the same. And so a few days ago, I made a Neocities and started following some HTML and CSS tutorials to finally make my own website!

Cob Ross

Cob Ross is a legendary painting master who made his debut on Uwoslab's 2025 subathon.

Cob Ross painted a legedary mountainous still life that was auctioned off to the highest donors. Seeing as the top 2 kept toe-to-toe, Ross had to cut the painting in half.