If I gave it all up immediately, I'd lose my immortality. I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality.
Welcome, weary internet traveler! In a day and age wherein the internet is dominated by sanitized, minimalist, socia-media garbage, my vision for this site is to create a beautiful little corner that's tacky, unique, and hopefully interesting to experience.
Though, uh, yeah, I'm sure you can see we're not quite there yet, but bear with me as I finally learn HTML and CSS after putting it off for 15 years.
Just a heads up for mobile users that this site is not optimized for mobile, hell it's not even optimized for anything, but certain pages will just be, very badly formatted on mobile unless you're in desktop mode. Still technically readable and useable I think, but definitey not conforming to the intended user experience.
Website founded 2025-08-18
